°LOS REYES CATOLICOS Y EL SÁTIRO DE COLON° OBRA DE TEATRO SUPERESTELAR-IDIOMA INGLES.
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COLON AND THE COMPANY OF DISCOVERY
Participants: All members of the group:
MAIN ACTORS
1. COLON. Main character
2. CATHOLIC KINGS. (FERNANDO II OF ARAGON AND ISABEL LA CATOLICA)
3. CURA FRANCISCANO FRIAR ANTONIO DE MARCHENA. CONVENT DIRECTOR OF LA RABIDA.
4. UNIT OF SALAMANCA. (Several class participants.) Maximum 5 dressed as wise men (with tunic and gown)
ACT ONE: Columbus arrives at the port of Palos de la Frontera, informs himself of the convent and goes to ask for a posada.
DIALOGUE FIRST: Simulate a big old gate-After tapping the door knocker several times, sic knock knock, knock,
-Father Marchena: - To order traveler?
Colon: - I am a foreigner, needy, they tell me that you are a geographer?
--- MARCHENA: Why do you ask me about that thing?
-COLON.-Because I am too-Reverence! give inn to me and my son - eminence !. I come from the kingdom of Portugal and I want to help this kingdom. I could pay with maps and marine charts !, which today are in sight, the track passport, to the mines of the rich King Solomon! ..
Marchena: WHERE DID YOU SAID: WEALTH? Go ahead and go ahead, I'm interested in progress!
SECOND ACT:
MARCHENA PRESENTS THE CATHOLIC KINGS TO COLUMBUS: (- This man, whom I present is worth more than a thousand talents: On land an advance and in the sea - a species of cod, he has letters from Zoroaster - from heaven, and he is also a gentleman!
ACT THREE. THE KINGS ISABEL AND FERNANDO ANSWER:
FERNANDO: -Let's throw it to those of Salamanca, to see if this orate- comes up with a nonsense or truje some reason!
THE QUEEN: He seemed gallant to me, red monkey, broad shoulders and good-natured! that I have not seen in my SEVILLA, OR IN YOUR ARAGÓN CAGAO- a specimen also mountain !.
ACT FOUR. FERNANDO: AFTER THE CONCEPT OF SALAMANCA "THE SAGES OF SALAMANCA REJECT", COLON'S THESIS !.
FERNANDO A ISABEL: You notice a light woman, she was a tormentor!
ISABEL. Isabel rides as much as Don Fernando rides. I ride this chestnut, as my name is lady, and now that we are out of gold, we must lose decorum!
FIFTH ACT: FIRST JOURNEY
(First. SPEAKING RAPPORTEUR) ():
“On August 3, the caravels, LA PINTA, LA NIÑA and LA GALANTE left, which Columbus changed for that of SANTA MARÍA. of palos de la frontera, or palos de Moguer, which was the same jodera, but for Columbus the sailor, only the Canary Islands -valía, as a starting point, there he prepared the boats and ate them along the way. He graduated with sextant and compass The chosen latitude - heading to the immense infinity, and the fucking began !. After two months they reached where no one knew, they were curucucos, naked, and malucos Indians, but with a good drive; They believed that we were Gods and they took care of us!
ACT SIX: PINZON (supporting actor)) - We went back -the beginning of the year 93- it was the past 1,400 at once, and the winds brought us to the Jerez roadstead. Columbus arrived later, after mocking the Portuguese Monarch in the face. Fact that they did not like, nothing to the kings of Aranjuez, who said at the same time: “And what did this fag go to, to the Portuguese Kingdom?
SEVENTH ACT:
2 RAPPORTEUR (vociferous-man or woman) 1,100 puppets from all the wars between Spain and Atanjuez came to the second trip. 17 armored ships and a sovereign judge a la Isabela docked in the course of a month!.:. Colon's brother Don Bartolomé sir, ruled the PARTIDA. They almost died of hunger and of stealing too, but Don Fernando and Dona Isabel also said that if they were not sent, the good would be in danger from the English! In this trip my lord Colón discovers, as if placing the islands, how lost a child is, (he orients himself through the cardinal points), standing at a point on the globe - which radar - knows where to walk! And the poor man deduces, I say well standing, that to the south of these islands "A CONTINENT MAY BE"
ACT EIGHTH.
AT THE END OF JOURNEY 2: COLON'S HYPOTHETICAL REASONING:, “If I orient myself by the cardinal points, and to the North of these islands, the center of the ocean remains, because there reluctantly, cyclones form, well, the air of so many turns, that the earth makes first, it also ends up going around, along the same path: Above this center, the NORTH must be, and these ISLANDS where I am standing, poorly parked are further below it. (eleven thousand Virgins ), it means ELOQUENT that the SOUTH is further down and further down this, "No fuck, further south, there must be a CONTINENT, such that in 40 years of navigating, I have always seen gallant that these, are prepared bets to the side of a continent, from what I intuit, Cabuyo, Captain and Lieutenant: I already know where he is- the hide-whore CONTINENT.
ACT NINE: THIRD JOURNEY
On the 3rd trip, Columbus already had the idea that a continent should be south of the Antillanas, such is that it reaches the Canary Islands, alters the entire program: dispatches the fleet and supplies with it, and continues with his complaint, DISCONTINUED OF THE OTHERS marking a new defeat ... Even those of CAPE VERDE that only he knew and from this point, powerful. it launches with its vessels in search of the continent. Amazed Don Colón, without a tooth ache, I saw a new land, which was called Venezuela Where he explains to captains, Don Ojeda and Don BastidaS, with ease, that crossing the Gulf of Paria with 28 leagues wide and 150 long, the mouths from the Orinoco, they push the sea out!., THE FORCE WINS THE RIVER TO THE SCARED SEA! IT IS A RIVER FROM AN IMPRESSIVE RISE: A NEW CONTINENT, I play it, TO LETTERS OR DICE if I want, with the motherfucker you want, lose your fingers !. From there the ships left for Santo-domimgo to tell the good news!
ACT TEN. RAPPORTEUR ()
COLON ARRIVES AT SANTODOMINGO. FIND PROBLEMS, he dedicates himself to solving them, that what is discovered is a CONTINENT. (Mainland), THE NEWS SPREADS TO SPAIN on the ships that went out to bring supplies.
RAPPORTEUR:
Knowing Don FERNANDO AND THE BISHOP OF FONSECA, of the magnitude of the find, they decide to "PUT IT RABBIT" amending the muddy, of the contract of the VEGAS DE GRANADA. with the
MASTER PLAY, FORGIVENESS-MAQUIAVÉLICA :. THE DETENTION OF Columbus and his BROTHER ORDERED: THE EVIL PURPOSE: 1. To separate Columbus from the discovery company, 2. Detach him from the prerogatives of the STIPULACIONES DE LAS VEGAS DE GRANADA contract, and 3. AWARD WHAT IS DISCOVERED BY COLON: (THE CONTINENT) at the head of, Spanish subjects who had been with him .. (Columbus returns to Spain. CHAINED)
ACT 11 AVO. CATHOLIC KINGS:
QUEEN ISABEL TO FERNANDO: You saw horny That the orate- you said- was right, and now that the INDIES ARE MINE, you are going to pass your vassals! .. to the Indies - the roosters of Aragon! –Well no .. you can only pass them! AFTER MY DEATH! ... I will rehabilitate Columbus and I will do it from my court!. For Castile.
FERNANDO: Old and afflicted queen, wanting to make herself healthy with the golden doll, gold pearls and spices, she will not have a gentle maneuver, since the crown of Aragon, successor of the spirited queen, (but ill), with Bishop DEFONSECA I will send her to capsize !, such Galán, sorry Colón !. And to my captains, who due to the rude capitulation, were his, they will be mine again, since there is no treaty that holds King, nor admiralty that resists him, that leaving the head of Spanish subjects, there is no lawsuit that would defeat me, if I'm still the judge! PERON THE KING !.
ACTOR REPRESENTING THE BISHOP JUAN DE FONSECA, “I have sent the captains OJEDA, BASTIDAS AND YANES PINZON to discover what was discovered, through Colon from east to west, and thus we crouched down the piece of land, found by Colón, mama mía , “They say that as far as they have seen there is no end.” (3 sections and they go from the Amazon River, to the Gulf of Paria Venezuela and from there to the CABO DE LA VELA, and from there to the Gulf of Urabá. upper side of a continent !. HOSTIAS, FUCK NEITHER BY THE IBAIS WHORE TO LEAVE COLON DE REY).
FOURTH RAPPORTEUR
BISHOP JUAN DE FONSECA AND KING FERNANDO II OF ARAGON. THE COLUMBUS SHIPWRECK
TWO ACTORS DRESSED TO USE.
FERNANDO: AS THE QUEEN CROSSED ME ON THE ROAD, AND POPE ALEJANDRO IS FURIOUS, LET HIM SAIL BRIOUSLY, WITH 3 DAMAGED CARABELS, THAT THE SUPPLIES THE SAME AND NOT REACHED FOR ANYTHING, THAT I DO NOT HAVE HELP FROM THE PORT, NOT IN THE PORT ANTILLES NEITHER IN ANYTHING, NOR RECALE IN THE ALBARRADA, AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THE SEA MAKES US THE “FAVORITE OF WALKING”.